You’re cute, but you can’t stay here…

May 7, 2009 – 4:19 pm

I love my back yard. I miss it like crazy in the winter so as soon as winter breaks I’m out there as much as possible. I love the fact that all types of creatures make it their home EXCEPT THE FOLLOWING….

Yes I know they are pungent to the cuteness nostrils, but this family of like 114 rabbits is the reason my yard (pictured below) looks the way it does so they all gotsta go. Sorry little guy…

 

These little guys paid their rent so they can stay…

*all bunnies were set free in a field flowing with grass and carrots...so don’t get all PETA on me. Seeeee….

  1. 11 Responses to “You’re cute, but you can’t stay here…”

  2. Aww!! You should have saved one for me, Sammy could have had a playmate! (lol, get it, cuz they are bunnies? Never mind…..)

    By Zooner on May 7, 2009

  3. You kicked out the Easter bunnies??? I’m telling Jesus!

    By James on May 7, 2009

  4. “pungent to the cuteness nostrils”

    Just like the baby kangaroos that ate the crops when I was growing up…SOOOOO cute, yet SOOOOO not useful for the farmer. Back then, they got culled.

    Now, we eat them. Yummy.

    There’s more of them than people, so it’s OK…I think

    By David on May 7, 2009

  5. Our pugs love chasing rabbits, so as long as they provide entertainment for our dogs, they can hop around our yard. :) And besides, bunnies are cute!

    By Sara on May 7, 2009

  6. On another note - glad to see nowhere still has the reassuring familiarity that it has each time I’ve visited…

    By David on May 7, 2009

  7. Your good at this animal catching thing…..hey, I have some deer killing my plants. Could you take care of them for me? No nice comfy home is required.

    By Kerry on May 8, 2009

  8. Kangaroos in your backyard??? I always thought that was just a terrible Australian stereotype. I now want to live there more than ever!

    Kerry, if I’m going to take down your deer it’s going to be by hand and it’s going to make jeff look like I little girl. Are you sure you want that?

    By jason on May 8, 2009

  9. but the bunnies., I KNOW! put them under your couch with the other dust bunnies.., no yard mess!

    By kelley on May 8, 2009

  10. You make me laugh out loud. I will take the risk of Jeff looking like a little girl to see you take down the deer by hand. Bring it on.

    By Kerry on May 11, 2009

  11. …their cuteness made my man-meter drop a quarter of a level. I am now going to squish three of them to return to previous said man-ness.

    awwww, so cuuuute
    …DANGIT!
    *squish*

    By Ke3bZ on May 12, 2009

  12. ha!

    By jason on May 12, 2009

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