I must have these things…
March 23, 2009 – 10:34 pmI must have these things…

…because what’s more fun than pretending to be Da Vinci painting the Mona Lisa? NOTHING!

…because breathing for those 2.2 seconds on my ‘Beef Flavored’ ramen makes me dizzy.

…because I work long hours at the ‘Weird Granpa-Jacket’ factory and don’t have time to roll up my sleeve!

…because the guys at the gym won’t think I’m manly until I ride a LARGER scooter…

5 Responses to “I must have these things…”
i’ve actually seen the last item somewhere. i can just see myself losing teeth on that thing.
By Jeremy on Mar 23, 2009
The action figure is awesome! Is there really a market for that, or do they just use that to smuggle drugs?
By James on Mar 24, 2009
amazon.com has a Vincent Van Gogh action figure too! It’s even missing an ear!
By Sara on Mar 25, 2009
ha! yes james only you would think about it as a means of smuggling : )
By theworstblogger on Mar 25, 2009
I have to say…i stumbled back across this blog tonight and read this and laughed and laughed…and I really needed to laugh.
Thanks!
By nate on Aug 13, 2009